Someday...

Heidi watched the real-people version of Cinderella at Grandma and Papa's this weekend and Grandma mentioned that she didn't really like it and said there was "too much singing." I was asking her about it on the way home and we had this conversation...

Heidi: She got married!
Me: She did, who did she marry?
Heidi: The prince! When you got married was daddy the prince?
Me: Yep, daddy was my prince.
Heidi: When I grow up I'm going to marry a prince. Maybe Daddy can be your prince and my prince.

The definition of 3-going-on-13.

Heidi: Can I have a banana?
Me: Not right now, we're going to have supper in a minute.
Heidi: Fine! Then you can't come to my party!
[Other variations include: "You can't come to Disneyworld then!"]

Me: Heidi, what'd you do at De's today?
Heidi: Don't worry about it!

Heidi the Pilot

Last night Josh and I were talking about our Disneyworld trip and excited that we have earned a couple of free plane tickets. The following conversation with Heidi ensued:

Josh: Heidi would you want to fly in an airplane?
Heidi shakes head no.
Me: Not even to go to Disneyworld?
Heidi (slightly panicked): But I can't know how to drive a plane!