What (almost) 2-year-olds do

They Pretend Play in the car...(featuring dollhouse mom and dollhouse toddler girl)

DH Mom: "Do you want to go to the park?"

[Pause]

DH Mom: "uh-huh, you do?"

They hum "thank you" instead of actually saying it. As in "hmmm-hmmmm, Mama!"

They Pretend Play at home with their babies by taking them on a "bumpy" ride to Londontown.

They like shoes. They particularly like to take their shoes off and then try to get them back on. And then say "hep! Hep! Shoes! Hep!"

They like to spot animals while in the car. Then they like to spend the rest of the car trip saying "where deer go? Where go? where deer go? Mama deer, baby deer, where go?" "Tweet tweet! where go?" "cow! baby cow! where cow go?"

Their favorite foods are "choc-it" "O-njiz" ""nanas" "fwa-fwies" "chi-chin" and "MEK!"

They name their baby dolls "baby signing time."

They love to go the Papafarm and grandmafarms to see the "GOATS!" "PIGS!" "COWS."

They get T'd off if you say you're going to Grandma and Papa's, but then you go home first. Or say you're going to the store but forget something at home and turn back. Or promise you're going to Aunt Laura's and then make them go to sleep first. Apparently the concepts of "after we have dinner" and "tomorrow" are not yet developed.