Don't forget cat-like reflexes

Conversation with Josh last night:

I flipped the light on going in to the bathroom, he's already tucked in bed...
J: Bright! It's too bright!
A: Okay, like you don't do this to me every single morning...

I go in and brush my teeth, wash my face, etc. Open the door back up.

J: Bright! It's too bright! Turn the light off!
A: Seriously. Every morning you flip the light on, get dressed, sit on the bed.
J: While you're sawing logs
A: No way, I'm up the entire time you are. Even when you're out in the kitchen slamming the refrigerator 50 times. I'm like "go to work already!"

J: I am VERY stealthy.

Then I collapse in fits of laughter.